I stepped inside the shop to complain but was quickly shown a case full of REAL flowers.
They were even better than the silk ones outside so I promised the folks some free advertising.
Oh, so you say that's not enough? O.K. I also scanned their business card. (A little wobbly but you get the idea, right?)
Joe and Vikki are very nice people so give 'em some business. Buy some flowers.
C'mon, there's a recession on! Everybody needs a little help.
There's even a toll free number!
(Oh . . . and by the way . . . it's not really spring here yet. It only got up to 55 today!
Heh-heh-heh.)