I had forgotten what day this is.
Where's my weekly reminder?
Ah, there it is.
Ahem . . uh . . well . . uh . . yes.
Let's get on with it shall we?
Well, there you go, Gentle Readers.
A little late but unbowed.
I hope you found something in there to amuse you.
And I hope that you'll have a sidesplittingly boisterous weekend, full of feasting and frivolity.
Always remember though, keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
(Oh, ye-gods . . .)