"You wanna fight?!!!"
79 years ago - December 7th, 1941 - Japanese airplanes bombed Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
The sneak attack prompted the United States of America to declare its entry into World War Two.
For all the lives lost on that long distant day flags are flying at half staff today.
My, my, my, it's December already.
SWMBO said the other evening that she couldn't believe it's already December.
Some of us are thankful it IS December already.
But also thankfully, it is FRIDAY and I have some humor (humour, Brits) for you so let's get at it, shall we.
I bet you thought you'd seen all the puns today, didn't you?
Not so, frowny-faces, I saved the best (and the newest - thanks, Wacky Wally) for the last.
Brace yourselves.
Hahahahahaha!
(Feel free to join in.)
Wacky Wally doesn't waffle, he's a wicked, wileful worker as he wanders willfully in the woody wonderland of wordsmithery, wending his way to the worst of the World Wide Web.
And for that, I thank him!
Now, let's all have a sensational weekend.
Work on your Christmas greetings, STAY AT HOME, wear your masks and be safe.
There's a new year a-comin'.
Oh, and always remember to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
(uh-oh)
Sometimes you just have to get out.
SWMBO and I have been pretty much cooped up in our little duplex apartment since last February.
We've taken a few little drives in those many long months but probably too few even for us, who have been trying to obey the rules designed to keep us alive.
But then there's the problem of cabin fever.
As I said, sometimes you just have to get out.
So we (with Judy at the wheel) took a longer drive today.
SWMBO is a fan of Rachel Madow's show on MSNBC.
I am not.
But tonight I happened to be in the room when the show started and when Rachel said she was going to start in Arizona I stopped to see what she had to say.
I assumed it would be about state officials certifying the election vote for Joe Biden and might include something about Crazy Rudy Giuliani's appearance in Phoenix today.
It did.
But moreso, it made a laughing stock of my Governor, Doug "Ducky" Ducey.