Monday, July 18, 2016

MONDAY, MONDAY

I had entertained the idea of not blogging today because of a lack of anything to blog about.

Not about police shootings, not about Donald Trump or the Republican convention, not about the various birds that have decided Monday is a perfect day for bathing outside my window.

But then Lori from Seattle came through with a page of links to humor, videos, pictures.

This is one of the stories:

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency.
 
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability as parents.
 
The couple produce photos of their 45 foot Class A Prevost coach, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
 
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would receive.
 
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, plus French and Mandarin languages and computer skills."
 
Still, the social workers have doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
 
"We have arranged for a nanny who is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet."
 
Finally, the social workers are satisfied.
 
The adoption agency asks, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
 
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

11 comments:

  1. LOLOLOL! *gasp* LOLOLOL! Too funny!

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  2. Ha! I used to read our child a book called "Cannonball Simp" about a little black dog that was shot out of a cannon by his clown owner. Somehow it all had a happy ending.

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  3. Ha ha! I really needed that today.

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  4. But I'm sure they have a net.

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  5. Excellent, Bruce. Used it cheer up my friend down here in OC today.
    Mike

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  6. I wish my parents had put me in a cannon. What a skill.

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  7. I know someone I'd like to shoot out of a cannon and it's only been the first day of Republican convention.

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  8. Heh, heh! That one had me going. Didn't see that punchline coming!

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