STILL THE BOSS

 

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Yes, I know.

The weeks just keep getting weirder and weirder.

Sometimes I think, "how can I come up with something to make people laugh."

But I keep trying and searching, aided by my many contributors and fellow funny folk.

So with that wee bit of alliteration, let us begin.

Okay, you're giggling, right?

C'mon, I know I got you with at least SOME of these.

Well, whatever, have yourselves a wonderful weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

HYDRATE

 For years now, I've been taking a drug called Warfarin, which is a blood thinner.

That requires me to have a blood sample taken every four weeks.

It used to be simple, just a quick finger stick and a drop of blood taken.

But then the labs here quit using the finger stick and instead insist on sticking a needle into your arm and drawing out a larger quantity of blood.

So today, I went to have my monthly blood draw and here's what happened.

My bandaged left arm . . Old Faithful, as I call it.

Except today while the nurse hit the vein right off, the blood didn't come in a quantity that she needed.

So, the right arm got pierced, as well.

That one got enough blood to satisfy the lab personnel.

I've been having these tests done for so long the piercing actually doesn't bother me all that much.

But if you fear needles let me advise you, as the nurses do me, drink lots of water the day before your blood test.

Actually we're supposed to drink lots of water every day.

So do it.

And wear your mask.

That's today's medical lesson from Doctor Catalyst.

Um, yeah

 

THE BRITS

 I began watching Downton Abbey yesterday.

I had watched around the first six episodes a couple of years ago and then quit so I decided to start at the beginning once again.

Nothing like a British drama to relax the mind.

And then what turned up in my email?

Probably from Wacky Wally but I'm not sure.

At any rate, here it is.

Coincidence?

Must have been.

SPOOKINESS

 I'm not sure how long Halloween decorations have begun coming out in my town.

Or as I call it, "rushing the season".

But since it is now October I guess I can post my first of the "seasons greetings".

Rest assured, spookiness abounds.

This once-attractive young lady hangs by a noose from a tree in a yard not far from where I reside.

The first time I saw her I was driving by and she twirled perfectly in a breeze, making it appear she was turning and watching me pass by.

Creepy!

And then there's this - sent recently by one of my Friday Funnies contributors, Wacky Wally.

There may be no trick or treating going on this year but weirdness still teems.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Without comment on this week's news, let us commence.

That's all I've got for The Week That Was.

Have yourselves a happy little weekend and always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .