I've already had all the bad luck any man could tolerate so I'm ignoring the date.
(He said as he just wrote about it. 🙄)
Let's get on with this week's hilarious (he hopes) edition of The Friday Funnies.
Awwww-right!
(I'll just betcha that last one has you sayin' "awwwww".)
Now for your quixotic weekend, no more quiritation, instead follow your quipsome host and spend your time with quignogs and quandorums.
You'll be surprised - next Friday will be here quicksticks!
(You have no idea the intensive research I go through just to wind these festivities up q-tly.
Okay, I made that last one up. It should be "cutely".)
Ta-ta.
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
