She is, in fact, SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed), the slightly amused wife of yours truly.
So, Judy, take it away.
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While cleaning the grill for our last BBQ meal our wire-brush grill cleaner bit the dust.
I commented, "We need a new grill brush before next time. I want to choose it."
So Bruce went to Walmart for some items today.
He came home with a monster tool that weighs about 2 pounds, has loops and teeth on one side and wire brush bristles on the other.
It looks like a weapon of war.
As I was examining and hefting this "tool", I noticed the pièce de résistance.
Protruding from the handle is A BEER BOTTLE OPENER!
Also known in some circles as a CHURCH KEY!
This tool was manufactured in China, of course.
It WAS from Walmart.
Do you realize that if the big tariffs take place against China, we may not be able to afford essential tools like this?
