Oh, I'll bet you've just been sitting around fretting and worrying and moaning and groaning.
"Oh, where is he?"
"Will he be here?"
"Will he still have a sense of humor?"
OF COURSE, I'm here and I have a sense of humor.
After all, I read about the Republican debate, didn't I?
I didn't watch it.
I just read the autopsy reports the next day.
But let's put that to bed and get onto the real business of the day: Taylor Swift and that football player!
No, no, no, I mean the near-End-of-the-Week buffoonery.
Oh that wacky crew of extraterrestrial travelers!
Well, all aboard now for a very extraordinarily fine weekend.
And never forget to Keep Laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
( . . ohhhhh . . )
