Today is Part Eleven of my imbecilic Marking off of the Days until Christmas.
Intelligent readers of this blog (and I know you ALL are) will note that there are only two more days until the fat old man in the red and white suit deposits packages of swag under holiday trees all over the world.
I wonder how he does that.
Those reindeer must be really fast.
At any rate, this is the final Saturday Shopping Splurge Cycle before the big event.
Also known as The Day Men Finally Break Down and Shop!
So don't let me hold you from the Centers of Commerce.
Make like those reindeer and hurry!
