FRIDAY FUNNIES

Yeah, me too!

Judy (SWMBO) continues to make improvement and I am scheduled for a pacemaker replacement in a couple of weeks.

What could be better, eh?

And most of all it's Friday.

So, Gentle Readers, let's dive in and see what's here.

O.K. Walmart (I'm sorry), I'll leave you alone now (for this week anyway.)

Are your sides aching?

I may have overdone it this week.

A way overdue thanks to all my contributors who continue to supply me with the makings of these End-of-the-Week Entertainments.

You know who you are but this reminder is for all of you Gentle Readers: this weekend - - ENJOY yourselves.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(oh, no, not again)

MONSOON SKIES

I sat out on our rear patio last night gazing at an impending rain storm as the clustering clouds filled the sky.

Here's how it looked before the rain began.

To those who fear storms that produce crashing thunder, brilliant lightning and heavy downpours of rain these clouds may appear frightening.

Other denizens of my backyard can't wait for it to begin.

Of course he carries his own protective roof to pull in under if the weather gets too bad.

SWMBO'S FAITHFUL COMPANION

Gentle Readers, you have been inundated with photos of MY Faithful Companion, the legendary Blackwell.

But, you may be surprised to learn (or not) that the woman I currently live with (and have for 46+ years) ALSO has a Faithful Companion.

It is the Adorable One, whose given name is Muggles.

Like any cat, she knows instinctively where she looks best and settles there and preens.

Muggles is less of a photo-poser than Blackwell, hence the dearth of pictures of her on this blog.

But when I get one . . . it's a good one.

SWMBO called my attention to this pose and commanded invited me to take a photo as the Little Darlin' lay next to her on the bed.

She's a good 'un.

THE MOOCH GETS MOOCHED!

Not really breaking news: White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci was fired today, after less than a week on the job, by new Chief of Staff John Kelly and escorted from the grounds.

Oops!

My lips are sealed.

Ta-ta, y'all.

Love ya!

PUSSYFOOTING

We have a neighbor who comes to visit.

The previous tenant told us he used to feed her.

We haven't done that but she keeps coming back.

Like others of her breed, she is a master of balance.

I opened the window I was shooting these pictures through and her tiny comments attracted Blackwell.

When her antics finally convinced her that she wasn't going to get a treat, she got off the fence and went on her way.

TRUMP'S ACHILLES HEEL

Aside from the MSM (Main Stream Media) railing on about President Donald Trump's "West Wing in Chaos", the Prez has another perhaps hidden danger lurking in his administration.

I could say lurking in his ego but that wouldn't be kind.

What I am talking about is the imminent threat of a secret group (perhaps) plotting a takeover of the fedrul guvmint (previously known as the federal government.)

What I am talking about is a military coup.

We have heard about it for years, decades even.

The military branch finally has had enough of incompetence at the executive level and takes control to "make things right."

("Right" is not meant here as a perjorative term.)

For decades, we have read, thought about and generally scoffed at that possibility.

But could it be nearer than we think?

The President has just appointed retired Marine General John Kelly as his new Chief of Staff, the office closest to the president, at least in the past.

His National Security Advisor is Army General H.R. McMaster, who is NOT retired from the military.

His Secretary of Defense is retired Marine Corps General James Mattis.

And way down the line but we're just conjecturing here anyway is his Secretary of the Interior, Ryan Zinke, a 20 year veteran of the Navy Seals.

Now let me be the first to say it: that's a lot of military heft in the Trump hierarchy.

Granted, it is known that Trump gets an erection from has a fond sense of military leaders, especially considering he never served in the military himself, due to claimed bone spurs in his feet or some such silly excuse.

But I wonder if he's ever read Seven Days in May or seen or understood Dr. Strangelove.

Maybe, like Reince Priebus, I'm just a paranoid schizophrenic but there could be some things to think about there.

The generals are gathering.

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Yup, it's the end of another week.

TGIF.

It's time for the Friday Funnies.

So without further ado, let's look at some pie charts.

(PIE!  I WANT PIE!)

(OR CAKE!)

Warning!  The next one is not P.C.

All right, already, that's enough bliss for this week, right?

Now listen, Gentle Readers, I want you all to have an extraordinarily spectacular weekend, replete with all the pie and cake joy that you can stand.

And never forget to keep on laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .