To tell the truth I don't feel very funny this morning.
I'm dealing with a severe lower back pain and it's a real pain in the - well, you know.
Nevertheless I have taken on the responsibility of providing some laughs to ease you into the weekend and I shall not shirk.
Rather, join me in a shriek.
(or two)
I know what you're thinking: he forgot the cartoon countdown to Christmas.
Uh-uh.
And with that, I'll issue a cease and desist order to this week's frivolity.
Now try to have a wonderful weekend but in a masked, socially distanced way.
And always remember to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .