I would ask SWMBO "what day is this?"
She would laugh because the answer was always the same.
It was always Thursday.
I don't know why that was unless it was an omen about the day we now know as Throwback Thursday.
At any rate, today is Friday and you know what that means.
The FRIDAY FUNNIES!!!! (he shouted loudly)
I assume, and I can only assume, that you are laughing hysterically by now.
So I'll leave you on that happy note.
Thanks again to all of my contributors and theft victims, have a fantastically satisfying weekend and always remember to keep laughing.
Oh, and sorry I was late with these.