Here it is!
The day you've all been waiting for!
FRIDAY!
Oh, and by the way, Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas Shopping Season.
Now then, on to the business of the day.
Humor, humour, levity, titillation, joy, reckless abandon, the Friday Fun House emanations.
I can hear you, saying (yelling) "Oh for cryin' out loud, will you just get started!"
Indeed I can, and I shall, right now.
All right, fellow jokesters, that's it for this week.
I hope you'll all endeavor to enjoy an exciting end of the week and I will trust you to not get enervated.
Oh, and always remember to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
(oh, you big show-off)
