I don't dance like that anymore.
Actually I never danced like that.
But these days I have less energy than I did years ago.
Why?
That may be it.
But nevertheless I shall live up to my duties, Gentle Readers, and try to bring smiles to your faces.
Let us begin, shall we?
But enough!
My ministration now is for you and all your minions to enjoy a monstrous, melodramatized, musical weekend full of mirth and miracles, minus any melees.
And always remember to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
(oh dear)
