Ha!
My April Fool's Day joke is that I didn't fool you!
I couldn't think of anything funny but still I was a victim.
The BRD and her Beau Jack got me this morning.
I won't honor them by telling you how but they got me and laughed uproarishly as I shouted nasty names at them over the telephone.
So enjoy yourselves, ********!
In the meantime, I'll save my jokes for tomorrow.
