Here's what I came up with.
My former colleague, Big Jeff, commented on Facebook that it looked like a booking photograph from some police department.
And he was right.
But the intense gaze is actually me trying to figure out how to take one of these selfies in the bathroom mirror.
Needless to say, even I didn't like it after I had changed to it on all the various sites.
So I'm (at least temporarily) back to Old Faithful.
At least your kids shouldn't have bad dreams about that guy.
Should they?
