SPRING IS NEAR

 This year Spring officially begins a week from tomorrow, on March 19th.

The Almighty Google tells me that it always begins on March 19th, 20th or 21st but because this is a Leap Year, February got an extra day and the Vernal Equinox comes a little early on the calendar.

Of course for people in the Southern Hemisphere, i.e. south of the Equator, this date marks the beginning of Autumn.

As we took a short drive today we saw signs that nature and people were rushing the season a bit.

Judy said "The trees are budding."

When I reminded her that she said not to plant flowers and herbs until after her mid-May birthday, she replied "That's for tender plants. The trees know what they're doing."

We saw people out in their yards, raking up old leaves and at least one yard had a flower box with fresh plantings.

But the most certain indication that Spring is on the way was at our nearby Urban Lakes Park.

The town had drained one of the two lakes to seal and repair leaks in the dam.

But it's all filled again as we found on our drive around town.

Way off on the far side you might be able to see a man standing at the water's edge.

He's a fisherman trying his luck.

But on our side of the lake, the water was teeming with ducks and geese.

They seemed happy to have their playground back.

And it appeared Spring had produced thoughts of romance to many of the creatures as they chased each other around their corner of the lake.

Spring is a time of year for growth, it is said, and perhaps too for starting a fresh family!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 TCB: To all of my dear friends and Gentle Readers here at Oddball, let me thank you for your shock, shared grief and condolences over the sudden and irreparable demise of my Coconut Cornbread earlier in the week.

To Ellen D. - I *did* get a tiny piece for a taste, following the lead of my mentor, SWMBO, who dug a sliver out of the top in spite of my horrified statement that it was probably full of tiny pieces of glass.

But you know me.

If she did it, then I wanna do it.

It was a disappointment because I think the piece (of cornbread, not glass) was too tiny to even get a sense of the flavor.

As for those of you who commented that I deserved a Piña Colada after that tragi-comic experience, I will say that I have not had one yet.

I have the rum but not the pineapple juice.

And for those who have encouraged me to try again, I'm still dealing with my loss.

But I did make a couple of loaves of English Muffin Bread and a huge round flattened loaf of German Farm Bread at mid-week.

Next time I make that latter bread though I'll put it in a couple of loaf pans and not try to make the rustic round loaf I was trying to accomplish.

The dough is just too liquid.

So now that I have Taken Care of Business, let me get to the business of the day: FUN!

All right then, my work here is nearly done.

I hope you've enjoyed it.

If you found anything you liked, feel free to pass it on.

Now coming up, whether you bake bread or not (and you non-Arizonans may not have time for it since you're going to lose an hour), have yourselves an absolutely gobsmackingly fine weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . oh, isn't that just great to know . . )

TRIAL BY ERROR

Once again, I turn the writing today over to the real talent in the family, She Who Must Be Obeyed.

 Soooooooooooooooooo...........................

Let me tell you about my shopping trip today:   Bruce has been doing
most of our shopping since my knee replacement surgery.  But today I
felt up to it and just wanted to get out on my own,

Just as I was getting ready to go our power failed.  I sat down by the
front window ready to wait it out, thinking the power may have failed
at the store also.  Hard to find all that stuff in a dark store and
the computer wouldn't have processed my debit card.

I put on my glasses and turned to the current novel I'm
reading.  In a short while the lights came back on and I left for the
store.  While driving there I noticed my vision was a bit blurry.  I
refused to return home because of that little bother.

Thursdays are a good day at the local store, especially after "Senior
Wednesday" when the store is mobbed.  I headed for the produce
department and started having a hard time telling the cucumbers from
the zucchini.   I suddenly felt I was having a health scare because
everything was blurry.  (Damned if I'll quit now.  I'll finish this
shopping and deal with the oncoming stroke when I get home.)

My list was long so it took about an hour or more to cover all the
ground I needed to cover.  Finally I checked out and headed home.  I
was trying to figure out how to tell Bruce we had a medical emergency.
When I got home he unloaded the car and I put away all the frozen
stuff.  Then I went to lie down and figure out how to tell him.

I stretched out on the bed and removed my glasses.  MY READING
GLASSES!  OMG!   The whole time driving there and shopping had been done without my trusty bifocals, but with my reading glasses.  I
wasn't having a medical crisis.  A stupidity crisis is different.
Entirely different.

I told him.

He made me a drink.

I am healed...........................for the moment.

VICTORY! (and disaster!!)

Recently I had seen and printed out a recipe from the New York Times' Melissa Clark (everyone's favorite redhead) for Coconut Cornbread.

It sounded interesting to me and I told SWMBO about it and said I was going to try making it.

Now she has a cornbread recipe in her head that she learned back in her younger days in Indiana and she makes it whenever she can sneak it past me.

I prefer the sweeter version from the back of a grocery store box.

So when I told her about this coconut recipe she: 

                                a) sneered 

                                b) laughed 

                                c) cursed 

                                d) all of the above

You pick the reaction you think was hers.

At any rate since she was going to the grocery anyway I asked her to pick me up a can of coconut milk.

When she returned she showed me a can of coconut cream and said she had looked everywhere in the store and could not find coconut milk.

I looked at the coconut cream can and saw a recipe for a Piña Colada cocktail and determined that this stuff would be too sweet for my cornbread recipe.

A few days later I went to the store and easily found coconut milk, in the Asian Foods aisle.

So I bought a can and brought it home, showing it (smugly) to my increasingly perturbed wife.

If you're still with me, I will tell you that today (several days later) I determined to make the previously mentioned (way back at the beginning of this screed, remember?) Coconut Cornbread.

I had all the ingredients and it went together fairly easily.

Ms. Clark's recipe said the prep time was 5 minutes.

Mine was probably about 45 minutes.

Where do they get these estimates anyway?

Probably from having a band of little elves who lay everything out for her and that five minutes is just to throw it together and pour it into the pan.

Or in my case a glass baking dish.

(Keep that tidbit in mind, Gentle Readers.)

So after my 45 minutes of melting butter in the microwave and mixing all the dry ingredients in one bowl and the wet ingredients in another and making a coconut flake topping in yet another bowl and then combining the wet ingredients and the dry ingredients and mixing it into a batter and pouring it into the (glass) baking dish and topping it (unevenly, as it were) with the topping . . . it went into the preheated oven.

(Maybe my prep time was more like an hour.)

About 40 minutes later, this was what came out.

It looked pretty good, even with my uneven sprinkling of the now toasted coconut topping.

Here's another angle to show you sort-of how high it rose.

And it smelled DIVINE!

I took these pictures and went into the other room to show them to SWMBO.

She agreed they looked good.

I asked her if she could smell it and she replied "No, and I don't know why."

So I went back into the kitchen, picked up the dish with a pair of potholders and carried it into her room to show her and saturate her with the delicious coconut aroma.

"Ah," she said, "now I can smell it and it smells wonderful!"

I headed back toward the kitchen but turned to tell her "That's probably because it smells like a Piña Colada!"

But as I turned, my arm bumped the corner of the wall and before I could get off my funny line . . . .

. . . yeah, you guessed it.

I dropped the coconut cornbread in its dish (remember that glass dish?) on the hard floor and upside down now the dish exploded in a shower of glass shards.

The cornbread lay forlornly in the midst of the debris.

I just froze and stood there staring dumbly at the remnants.

Judy and I cleaned up the mess and, though I vacuumed everywhere I could see a sparkle of glass fragments, I told her that we must not come into this room barefoot for a very long time.

After the lengthy cleanup, Judy said "Can you make it again with that can of coconut cream?"

I fervently allowed that stuff was probably too sweet and it was meant to be used for making Piña Coladas.

But then I consulted with the Allmighty All-Knowing Omnipotent Google and learned that coconut cream can be substituted for coconut milk by diluting it carefully with water.

I'm thinking about that.

THE (delayed) FRIDAY FUNNIES

 So there I was, dozing in the Arms of Morpheus, thinking "I didn't do the Friday Funnies yesterday and schedule them to publish early this morning."

But feeling incredibly lazy I decided I'd just grab a few more winks.

And then.

And Then.

And THEN!

I finally got up, turned on my computer and nothing happened.

I got some weird messages that said it wouldn't boot up and after fussing with it for some time I got in touch with my computer genius, who I refer to as Saint Rick.

He said to bring it over and awhile later I did.

He fixed it in about 30 seconds.

I won't go into the details.

They're too embarrassing.

But anyway, on this first day of March, FINALLY, here are my snippets of silliness for the week.

And that my dear and patient friends, is it!

The very late but ridiculously laughable items for this Friday.

(where it's still Friday)

Now don't let YOUR computers jam up on you this weekend and make it a memorable one.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, yeah, I've been there . . . )

Oops

 Sorry, no Funnies.

Computer is down.

ONE EXTRA DAY

 Happy Leap Day!

Today is February 29th, one extra day on the calendar that occurs every four years.

This strange specimen arrived from the grocery store in a bag of mini-peppers this week and for me it sort of symbolizes the change from February into March.

For those born on this day, like our dear friend Jeanne aka The Beaner, it's a chance to truly celebrate a "real" birthday.

For us, with the temperature hovering at a high of around 60 degrees Fahrenheit, it symbolizes the hope for an early Spring.

But maybe just not yet.

After all, some of our memories of heavy snowfalls here have occurred in March.

And SWMBO has always said to not plant herbs or flowers until after her birthday, which is in mid-May.

At any rate this ripening pepper will eventually turn from fully green to totally red, if we treat it right.

Then again, an impatient old man may just eat it!

THE OLD PRO'S

Frankly, I'd have thought all of us would have passed into The Great Beyond by now.

But no!

Yet another gathering of former television journalists was convened but not in the Pie Place this time.

Taking pity on the oldest member of the gang (me) they came to Prescott Valley for lunch. 

The group this time was composed of, from left to right, former videographers Wally Athey and Steve Torbeck, former producers and news directors Al Macias and Yours Truly, and former reporter in both Phoenix and Washington, D.C. Ron Thompson, known in tv land as Ron Talley.

Ron's journey to Arizona from his home in Raleigh, North Carolina was the impetus for the gathering.

But he didn't come to Arizona just to visit me.

Ron is a native of a Chicago suburb but also a fervent alumnus of the University of Arizona in Tucson.

And its sports teams.

He came to see a couple of basketball games featuring his beloved Wildcats.

He was pleased with the seats he secured.

Now to take you back . . way back . . into the distant past, let me start with our trip to Washington for the Sandra Day O'Connor confirmation hearings to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Talley and I conferring on matters of state.

Then to Detroit, at the Republican National Convention in 1980.

Best buddies Talley and Athey, perhaps relieved that it was all over.

In 1984, we were found in San Francisco, at the Democratic National Convention.

As usual, I was on the phone (a landline!) while Talley waited to hear how much time he was going to get on the evening telecast.

A few weeks later, we had much roomier space in Dallas for another Republican National Convention.

Athey is editing videotape and Talley, this time, is on the phone.

Macias joined us at that convention and joyfully joined in on the "thank god it's over" celebration.

Now, somehow I don't have any photos of this Steve Torbeck on these many adventures.

But good old Baseball Steve was at that convention in San Francisco and was a photographer whom I've known for an even 50 years!

Here he is luring me to the edge of the Dread Mogollon Rim in northern Arizona, telling me "just take one more step back!"

And he made a trip to Puerto Vallarta in 1991 to share a couple of Boys' Nights Out with me when I lived in Mexico.

(Even though he had given up alcohol by that time.)

But getting back to our recent gathering, it was fun comparing notes on other old friends and sharing stories (once again) from the old days, most of which can not be repeated in decent company in these much more P.C. days.

But one story Mr. Talley told me I had never heard before.

I knew that when he came to work at Channel 12 there was already a Thompson on the news staff, the legendary anchorman Ray Thompson.

The powers that be didn't think they should have two by that name and so he became Ron Talley.

(He picked "Talley" from the name of a Chicago sportswriter.)

But before that, as they were all trying to come up with his "new name", it was noted that it was a rare rainy day in Phoenix and if he hadn't objected, he could have launched his television career as Ronny Rain!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been quite a week.

The U.S. of A. is back on the moon once again.

Not the whole country, you understand, just a lunar lander.

But it's 14 feet tall so get your telescopes geared up.

Meanwhile, back here on Planet Earth, it's time to focus your view on this week's items of comedy, much shorter than that lunar lander but hopefully funnier.

That one brings us back to the mysteries of space.

But don't touch that spacebar.

Instead voyage onward into a universe of wonder and have yourselves a spectacularly moonstruck weekend.

And Cher and Cher alike.

Oh, and don't ever forget to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .