Monday, June 13, 2022

DOG DAYS?


 

From Wikipedia:

The dog days or dog days of summer are the hot, sultry days of summer. They were historically the period following the heliacal rising of the star system Sirius (known colloquially as the "Dog Star"), which Hellenistic astrology connected with heatdrought, sudden thunderstormslethargyfevermad dogs, and bad luck. They are now taken to be the hottest, most uncomfortable part of summer in the Northern Hemisphere.

Well, I guess the calendar tells us we're not there yet but it sure feels like it.

89 degrees here as I'm writing this and Phoenix hit a record 113 yesterday.

It's a great time to hover inside in a house with air conditioning and ice cubes in the refrigerator.

But, as the wise men say "This, too, shall pass."

BTW, the doggie in the picture belongs to The BRD.

Sunday, June 12, 2022

ROCK 'N' ROLL

 It's not what you think.

It's a picture I just ran across in my photo file while I was doing some editing.

It was taken in the Granite Dells area of Prescott at Watson Lake.


Frankly, I don't think I'd want to be rock climbing or boating anywhere beneath that.

Friday, June 10, 2022

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Oh, I know it's hot, quit you're whining!

Oops, sorry, I forgot you're not all in the Great Southwestern United States of HEAT!

But I'm not complaining.

Hey it's only 82 here at 9 p.m. on Thursday night.

That's . . . balmy.

Or as my wife responds whenever I say that to her, "YOU'RE BALMY!"

So let's leave the weather behind and get on with what you all came here for, right?

And I don't mean the beer.






















Now let me leave you here to your angst and encourage you all to have a fittingly fine weekend.

Stay cool and always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


Thursday, June 9, 2022

HEAT-UP --- COOL DOWN

 Temperatures are rising here in the Desert Southwest.

As my lovely wife pointed out yesterday it's still Spring.

Summer doesn't officially begin for another couple of weeks.

But it's 11 o'clock in the morning here in the Central Highlands of Arizona and already 88 degrees Fahrenheit.

For you folks on the metric scale that's a tad over 31 degrees Celsius.

It's hot, folks.

So what's your poor Catalyst to do?

Perhaps head to an ocean wearing a tee shirt emblazoned "Young Life"?


Nyaaah, too old for that now.

Perhaps relax in a reclining chair at the beach in Mazatlan with a bikini-clad lovely in the background.


Heck, I didn't even notice her back then.

And, as I remember, it was hot there, too.

Maybe a trip over to Oak Creek Canyon near Sedona to get a close-up view of a burbling stream.


Nope, not agile enough for that now.

I guess I'll just turn up (or down) the air conditioning and stare at my new blog header.

That ought to do the trick.

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

COASTAL CLOUDS

 My friend Tom shared a couple of pictures of cloud formations off the California coast today.

And I'm sharing them with you.






I especially like the second one although the first one shows a tad of the Oceano Pacifico.

Tuesday, June 7, 2022

IT'S THE QUEEN!

 Queen Elizabeth II celebrated her Platinum Jubilee the other day, marking her 70 years of service on the throne of England.

At 96 years of age she looked a bit frail during her two appearances in public but she still cuts a stylish figure.



In case you missed it, that photo is from her appearance on the balcony at Buckingham Palace, delighting a huge crowd of thousands of celebrants and well-wishers.

But my friend, Wally, who contributes many of the items that bring you joy and laughter on The Friday Funnies, remembered the Queen from an earlier time.

Nearly 40 years ago she arrived on the Royal Yacht in San Diego, California.



The pictures are Wally's as we covered her visit to "the Colonies" with Prince Phillip for our t.v. station in Phoenix, Arizona.



The reporter is Mark Jones, who went on to fame and fortune in San Francisco.

We were kept well away by security but Mark managed to do a walking "stand-up" with Her Highness in the background.



Needless to say he didn't get an interview but just to let you know it wasn't all serious work, here's one more picture of Mark and Yours Truly perhaps spotting the Royal Yacht in the far distance.



Good memories and I'm sure Mark and Wally join me in wishing the Queen hearty congratulations on her Jubilee.

Monday, June 6, 2022

Sunday, June 5, 2022

SECRET GARDEN REVEALED

 It's a close-up photo of my colorful drinking cup.


Saturday, June 4, 2022

Friday, June 3, 2022

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Funny thing, er . . . wait a minute.

LOTS of funny things, right?






















Okay, stop laughing, that's it.

Oh, wait a minute.

(again)

Don't stop laughing.

Have yourself a remarkably fine weekend, even if it IS only two days this time.

And always, ALWAYS, remember to keep laughing.

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(dratted kitty)


Thursday, June 2, 2022

PLATINUM

 The Platinum Jubilee is well underway in England as Queen Elizabeth II celebrates 70 years on the throne.




As she posed on the Royal Balcony at Buckingham Palace the 96 year old monarch appeared to be enjoying a flyover by RAF jets.



England's longest-serving queen was joined by her son, Prince Charles, and her grandson, Prince William, as well as other members of the royal family for the celebration.

Long live the Queen!

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

THE JOKER

A friend, let's call him Jocular John, posted this on Facebook recently.



It brought back old memories of days on the road with my good buddy, Baseball Steve, so I copied and sent it to him.

Then I went looking for the song and found it, thanks to the Omniscient Omnipotent Google.

So from back in the 70's, let's hear it, one more time.

Monday, May 30, 2022

MEMORIAL DAY 2022

 Remembering those who died while preserving our freedom.

Sunday, May 29, 2022

MY MOVIE CAREER

 Over the years, I have written at various times on this blog about my 30-plus years career in broadcast journalism.

It began as a college radio disc jockey but soon evolved into a news reporter on radio in North Dakota (Minot) after a brief period as a newspaperman there. 

Then a television jack of all trades (sports anchor, weatherman, news anchor, host of various programs) in a small station in Aberdeen, South Dakota,

Later back to North Dakota (Bismarck) as a radio and television news reporter and anchorman on both stations; later still as the news director for both stations.

Then after a lengthy period on to Indiana (Indianapolis) where I was a radio news reporter and broadcaster.

(Met and married SWMBO there!)

My next move was to Phoenix, Arizona where I spent my longest career-posting as a newscast producer, reporter, and field producer for a television station.

A number of years later I returned to broadcasting for several years at a tiny radio station in Prescott, Arizona.

So that's my life in a nutshell (or a nut's hell, as I often thought of it).

What I may NOT have written about is my illustrious film career.

That took place with a fellow who has been in the headlines recently, Mr. Johnny Depp.

He had come to Texas in 1993 to make a movie called "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".

Here's a scene from that picture, featuring the two of us.




Young (25) Johnny, playing the title character, is center-screen, visiting a big modern grocery store to pick up a birthday cake for his about-to-be 18 year old brother.

That character was played by another big-name actor nowadays, Leonardo DiCaprio.

At the start of his Hollywood career he was nominated for an Oscar and a Golden Globe award for his role in this movie.

Oh, and me?

That's me behind Depp, the shopper leaving the store with a bagful of groceries.




I know what you're thinking.

"Look at that purposeful stride . . what a thespian!"

So I was only an extra, one of those non-speaking background people just hired to fill out the scenery.

And truth be told, I had not realized until I saw the film on television recently, that Depp was even in this scene.

I had walked out another door of the store, past young DiCaprio, directly toward another camera, hoping that my loping walk would launch me to Tinsletown.

But whatever was shot by that camera ended up on "the cutting room floor" as the plot stayed with Depp.

Still, I had my moment.




Depp and DiCaprio have had their ups and downs since then while I have avoided the cacaphony that comes with a career "in the picture business".

Oh, y'know I did have one other "star turn".




That's a (newly shaven) me on the right, playing an aide to the governor (the late Dennis Letts) in "A Perfect World", a movie starring Kevin Costner, Clint Eastwood and Laura Dern.

Eastwood also directed it and was standing just a few feet from me behind the camera in my triumphant scene.

By the way, for those of you thinking of following my path to a movie career, this was my only scene in the movie and I later tracked it on a television viewing.

I was on camera for one-quarter of a second!

One other story about this: I mentioned "newly shaven" above.

I had a full beard in those days and when I showed up on set the "lady" casting extras went ballistic!

This film was supposed to originate from "back in the day" and aides to governors didn't have beards then.

I said, "Well, shave it off. I don't care."

And that's exactly what happened.

I'm still waiting for Hollywood to call.

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Friday, May 27, 2022

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Well H'lo.

Fancy meeting you here.

But let's face it.

I'm a fanciful kinda guy.

So since we're all here, let's take a look past these cobwebs and into the Comedy Vault and see what we can find.

Oh, I think it's the Proverbial Battle of the Sexes.





















Well, if you're not laughing by now you may be somebody's significant other.

If you are, you may be as sick as I am!

Now try to put those evil thoughts aside (ladies) and endeavor to get along for a couple of days.

In other words, try to have a spectacularly fine weekend!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(oh, yeah)