Friday, November 9, 2018

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Don't you just hate the television news reporters and anchors who greet their fellows with "Hey"?

It's one of my pet peeves.

Lately.

But, hey, can't we all just smile awhile?


Yep, it's time for the Friday Funnies.










Awwww-right, Gentle Readers, that's it for this week.

Let's all get out there and have a great weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing.


Oh, man . . . .

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


Thursday, November 8, 2018

SO WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?

There were some interesting comments from TJ on yesterdays clouds/blue sky picture.

So, Gentle Readers, what can you do with this one?


Wednesday, November 7, 2018

RE-SET

Feeling a tad better today?


Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Monday, November 5, 2018

YOUTH

Judy and I paid a visit to Prescott Valley's Sunday Farmers Market yesterday and she pointed out something to me.

As we oldsters doddered around she had spotted a young woman displaying a much younger sensibility.

And sense of balance.


Wearing quite high-heeled shoes she was balanced atop a cooler chatting with the cook in a food cart.

We watched as she jiggled her feet in that seemingly precarious position, perhaps in time to some inner music.

Ah, to be young again.

(BTW, I got the young woman's permission to take the photo.)

Sunday, November 4, 2018

CLAFOUTIS

Some time back I baked a recipe I'd found for a French dessert called a cherry clafoutis.

Yesterday I found myself with an abundance of champagne grapes rapidly turning and decided to try some of them in the pastry.


It looks good but we haven't tried it yet.

Judy said that we'd save it for Sunday breakfast.

Anybody hungry yet?


Saturday, November 3, 2018

THINK PINK

Spotted in my town recently:



Would you care to guess what the owner of this beauty named it?

It's on the back.




Friday, November 2, 2018

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES


All right, voters.

The mid-term elections are only four days away here in the United States.

Be somebody.

Vote!

And that's my political speech for the season.

Now on to something important.

Humor!








Okay, campers, now you're going to have to succeed crazily with chutzpah and cozying up to your cupcake this weekend, chuckling all the way but with absolutely no cuckolding or crackups.

In other words, have a great time!

And always remember to keep laughing.

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


Thursday, November 1, 2018

THE MIX MASTER

For months and months I've been pining and pining for a stand mixer for our kitchen.

So many of the recipes that I look at online seem to start with "In the bowl of a stand mixer . . ."

I really was enamored of the KitchenAid brand because all the reviewers said it was the best.

But the price was way too high for our budget.

Then the other day SWMBO brought me a page she'd torn from an old magazine she was throwing away.

It showed a Hamilton Beach mixer, said it was nearly as good as the KitchenAid and was only $100.

With what was left of a gift card on my Amazon Prime membership the price came down to around $60.

With Judy's nod, I ordered it.

Two days later, it was on my counter.



Does he look confused?

Yesterday I finally broke it in.

No, no, no, Gentle Readers, I did not say I broke it.

But there is a bit of a learning curve.

By the time I was through with it there was a not- so-fine coating of flour over it, the counter and the floor nearby.

But the bread dough was mixed perfectly.

Then there were a few minutes of kneading and later rolling it out.

I remembered midway through the latter process a trick SWMBO had taught me sometime back.

The bread board will move around on the counter so just put a damp cloth under it and that will stop.

Well, it was too late for that so I struggled through and finally had two loaves in the oven.

Here are my finished products.


Two slightly irregular French baguettes.

As Judy pointed out, they could have stayed a bit longer in the oven to brown a bit more but the taste was amazing.

Especially compared with the ones I've brought home from the grocery store.

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside and a great flavor.

We dined on them, some Brie cheese and another of Judy's great slaws for our evening repast last night.

And we kept the outside lights off and never had a trick-or-treater.

So now, not only do I have that fancy new stand mixer to play with but I also have a (nearly) full bag of candy!

And the November baking season is upon us!

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

FINALLY!


At last it's finally here and I can officially say: 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

This spooky fellow is waiting to greet Trick or Treaters at a home in our area.

He's even spookier when you see how big he is.


Meanwhile, far away in Montana, my musical cousin Bonnie and her mother Lil dressed up for a fiddle jam recently.


That gal on the right is bearing down on her 97th birthday next March.

It's great to see she still has her sense of humor.

(Love the stockings, Aunt Lil!)

Here's hoping you all have a great night this Halloween and don't have any nasty tricks played on you.

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

MUFFIN, MUFFIN, WHO'S GOT THE MUFFIN

I tore a recipe out of a magazine we received recently and yesterday I tried it.

Banana Oat Muffins.


Very simple to make.

I got the dozen out of the pan and put them on a rack to cool.


Wait a minute.

Didn't I say "a dozen"?

But there's only ELEVEN!

Where did the other one go?

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

JUDY!!!!!

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O.K.  a little honesty.

We both wanted to taste one but since it was getting on toward dinner time we split one.

Delicious!

Monday, October 29, 2018

FARMERS' MARKET

I visited the inaugural Sunday Farmers' Market in Prescott Valley yesterday.

The organizers had warned there would only be about 15 vendors the first time but they had hopes that it would grow.

I walked around and visited with several of them and they all said they would be back next week.

One man had a big display of peppers of all kinds.


I was particularly taken by something I hadn't seen before - purple Bell peppers.


He said they were sweet and though I didn't buy any yesterday I may in the weeks ahead, if he has them.

I did buy some Shishito peppers from another stand.

They were five dollars for a pound so I asked the little girl running the stand for a pound.

She was carefully weighing them out when her mother returned and said "these haven't been going so give him a bunch more" and started shoveling them into my bag.

But she told the little girl to only charge me for a pound.


This is half or less of what I brought home.

I bagged up about the other half and put them in the freezer.

I tried one raw and it had just a hint of spice.

Judy chopped one and added it to our dinner salad and it gave it a nice tang.

Incidentally the vendor lady had a bag of Ghost Peppers too.

But she told me she doesn't eat them.

Too hot for her.

And for me.

Sunday, October 28, 2018

CONFUSION


The Weather Gods seem as confused as we lowly citizens are.

Trees are changing colors and leaves are falling but we've had an upsurge in temperatures the past few days and it's supposed to be near 80 degrees today for the third consecutive day.

I'm not complaining.

It feels great.

It's a dry heat, you know.

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Friday, October 26, 2018

WHAT A DEAL!!!!

Another lousy week is drawing to a close but have I got a surprise for you!

Since Halloween is next Wednesday, the spectacular, sensational fall howl-iday edition of The Friday Funnies will be TODAY!

So get into your costumes and grab your trick or treat bags . . . here we go!

















Well, I hope you and your urchins or grand-urchins or great-grand-urchins enjoy the frightful day ahead and that you all have a great weekend.

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


Thursday, October 25, 2018

CHILL


(Thanks, Gayle.)

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

7 DAYS AND NIGHTS


There is only one week left until Halloween.

Are you ready?

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

TRAVEL LOG

You Gentle Readers may have noticed recently that my blog posts have been short on words.

I've been doing this so long I lose my inspiration at times.

Fortunately I have a staff of thousands.

Well, not really but I do have friends who from time to time say or write something that deserves wider attention.

Such is the case today as I introduce a guest blogger, my friend of many years, Diane, who has just returned from a European river cruise.


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The following is my report on the Viking River cruise (plus some additional bus trips because of low water, insufficient to accommodate the long-boats Viking uses on the Danube, Main and Rhine Rivers.) 

They have not had rain since May. One sees many sand bars visible. Locals say you could walk across any one of the three rivers.

Not required reading but am writing this in response to many requests (well, I think it might have been TWO requests).

We flew from Phoenix on the 5th via Philadelphia to Budapest and returned on the 20th from Amsterdam via London, non-stop from there to Phoenix. 

The flights were smooth and since we were in business class, were able to lie down and really sleep on the plane. Nice! 

The meals served on board were excellent and the over-all service superb.

The weather the entire two weeks was perfect every single day -- always sunshine (though  they need rain desperately) with temps in the hi 60's to low 70's.

We had a suite on the ship with a balcony. 

Viking makes one feel like royalty with your every wish immediately addressed and whenever possible granted. 

The food on board is so wonderful. Each morning was a buffet breakfast with lots of fresh fruit, pastries and the usual breakfast fare of eggs, sausage, bacon, sometimes salmon, herring, cheeses. One can eat oneself into oblivion on board. 

Also each lunch and dinner there were local dishes offered from which to choose on the menu. 

The food in that area is very heavy. Always lots of meat, potatoes, sauerkraut (which tastes nothing at all like what we find in a can here in the USA) red cabbage, applesauce, gooey desserts, especially apple strudel. 

Champagne with breakfast, wine or beer offered for the other two meals. 

We had several presentations on history, local customs etc. along the way. 

Also special music. One night we had German musicians (accordian along with an antique hand organ) -- rousing, loud and such fun! 

Other times there was just background music from a pianist and sometimes a singer as well.

Each day there were tours, some lasted 8 full hours and were exhausting while being very entertaining, informative and just so wonderful. 

We toured numerous castles, palaces, churches and cathedrals. Some hundreds of years old and several even a thousand years old. Lots of gold leaf everywhere it seemed. 

I keep thinking nothing that is being built in today's world will be here a thousand years from now and, living in Arizona where nothing (hardly) is earlier than the 20th Century, it amazes me seeing such antiquated structures.

At one point one of our guides referred to our trip as an "ABC Trip"....which stood for "Another Bloody Castle" or "Another Bloody Church"..………….most amusing!

There are cobblestones everywhere making walking very challenging. I could not use my walker on them, so had to use a cane and watch my feet with every step. I was terrified of falling. 

Lee was such a help. she is 16 years my junior, is a competitive ballroom dancer, so quite fit and always ready to lend me an arm when I needed it. 

She and I worked together at the TV station 40 years ago. She was my assistant when I was hosting & producing the morning talk show "Today in Arizona". 

She also went to Rhodesia with my daughter Linda the second time she went there and has been close to our family all these 40 years.
I particularly loved being in Vienna where we had a concert of chamber music in a hall where Mozart had performed and Strauss, Bach and others had created such wonderful music. 

Lee had a waltz lesson while there. She was determined to do a Viennese Waltz while in Vienna and did dance to "The Blue Danube" while I watched.

Lee and I made it a point each evening whenever possible to sit with new people and get acquainted. We met very interesting fellow passengers, most of them from the U.S. along with several from the U.K., Australia and Canada.

It was a fabulous time. I enjoyed it twice as much as the Viking cruise we took about 18 months ago. There was just much more to see and do on this one.

I feel so fortunate I was able to have this fulfilling experience.

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I would like to point out that my friend Diane hinted at her age a couple of times in her narrative.

I asked for permission to state her age and she graciously allowed it.

She is 86 years young and always ready for a new adventure.


Monday, October 22, 2018

THE FELINES

A couple of random kids I photographed at a museum several years ago.



They were having a great time after visiting a face painter.

I think the second one thinks he's the Lion King.

What do they have in common?

Saturday, October 20, 2018