Thursday, December 14, 2023

CHRISTMAS - SECONDA PARTE

Dreams are the strangest things, don't you think?

For some reason when I woke this morning I realized I had been dreaming about an international Zoom call between a friend of mine and her son in some foreign land.

But before she could even say "Hello", he joyfully blasted music out through the ether to her.

But the r-e-a-l-l-y strange part of this dream was that the music was "Papa Loves Mambo"!

That's a song I haven't heard or thought of in years and I had to Google it to find the most popular version of it was recorded by Perry Como in 1954!

Now try to explain that because I sure can't.

And if I started the earworm for you just understand that I've had it going through my head for hours.

So, you're welcome.

And now let's continue our countdown to Christmas.


Wednesday, December 13, 2023

CHRISTMAS - PARTE UNO

 Okay, you've got me.

I know, I know, it's the Christmas season.

There are a lot of other holidays being celebrated now too, y'know.

But Christmas tops them all, it seems, so let us begin.

And while you're enjoying the following, think of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Bodhi Day, and Zarathosht Diso.

If you're not acquainted with these the Almighty, All-Knowing Google is a good reference point.

Okay, I said "let us begin" and let's.

Happy Holidays, everyone!


Tuesday, December 12, 2023

TOO GOOD TO SAVE

 My Christmas elves have been busy and one of them sent this to me a few minutes ago.

I laughed (groaned) and instantly knew I couldn't hang onto it until Friday.

Sunday, December 10, 2023

CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

 It's that time of year once again.

Christmas Season, when people for some unexplained reason put colored lights and inflatable (or not) decorations in front of their places of residence.

For example, here is a photo taken last night in snowy Minot, North Dakota.



That's the home of my cousin, Cherie, who always decorates to the max.

It's a tradition that goes back decades, to when her late father used to clamber around on the roof well into his 80's putting lighted reindeer and Santas and sleighs up there.

Fortunately my cousin, who is only a few months younger than I am, hasn't continued that tradition.

When I spoke to her last night I told her it looked like Las Vegas.

She said "thank you"!

And I have no idea what those blue blotches are supposed to represent.

I could only think "snowflakes" and Elvis Presley's song "Blue Christmas".

Oh well, it gives her joy and she has a nephew to do the decorating for her.

Down here in Arizona many people do the same, lighting up the neighborhood with elaborate displays.

On the other hand, here's the extent of my outside decorating.



Give me some credit.

At least I didn't put out a lighted "Bah, Humbug" sign.

Saturday, December 9, 2023

GOODIES

I made Snickerdoodles yesterday.




A traditional holiday cinnamon cookie.

The only problem was that the recipe only makes a dozen and a half and they're going fast with just the two of us spoiling ourselves.

I've been thinking I may have to make another batch today!

Friday, December 8, 2023

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Lost anything?

Good news: today is Lost and Found Day!

Well, it's also the second day of Hanukkah.

And it's Jim Morrison's birthday, even though he's not around to celebrate it.

But one who will be celebrating a birthday today is Onika Tanya Maraj, who was born in Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago, on this day in 1982.

Oh, she changed her name awhile back.

It's Nicki Minaj now.

Lessee, oh yeah, I almost forgot: here in America it's National Lard Day.

But more important, it's National Brownie Day - eat up!

And of most absolutely outstanding importance: it's Friday!

But, sorry to say, it's a Friday for Word Humor.

Meaning, no cartoons.

So suck it up, fellow comedy lovers.




















No, no, wait, don't do that, I'm not through yet!

Okay, I'll give you one cartoon.




Now I hope you're satisfied.

Maybe we can all get on with our day.

So here's my wish.

I wish you all will apply yourselves to the task at hand: having an exemplary weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . oh so you've brought a friend, have you . . )


Thursday, December 7, 2023

LEAF ME ALONE!

 I know you're probably getting bored with this but visiting the leaf-covered parking lot again when taking Judy to PT, I had an idea.

I picked up one of the leaves and brought it home with us to display how huge these Sycamore leaves are, using the aforementioned SWMBO as a model.




As you can see, it completely covers her face.

And, as you can see, she's standing on her own using only one hand to steady herself.

I think she's making great progress in recovering from her knee replacement surgery.

After doing 20 step-ups at her physical therapy session today, she's not so sure.

So let's leaf her alone, shall we?

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

WICKED WEDNESDAY

 I should have thought to use this yesterday to accompany my photos of fallen leaves.

But, better late than never.




Meantime, in Canada . . .




I've become a little more daring in my food choices in my later years.

I've had and enjoyed some Thai curries and last night for dinner we had an Indian dish, Chicken Tikki Masala.

All delicious.

Take a chance, folks, you never know what your taste buds may enjoy.

Tuesday, December 5, 2023

SIGNS OF THE TIMES

 This was one of many big leaves in the parking lot when I took Judy to her PT appointment yesterday.




It's a good reason we call the season "Fall".




In this photo I included my big foot for comparison to another leaf.

I think they all (the leaves, that is) came from this tree or others like it.




Judy said it is a Sycamore Tree.

And, by the way, the FedEx driver smiled and nodded as he entered the parking lot and observed me taking a picture.

I guess he thought I was photographing him!

Monday, December 4, 2023

Monday, Monday



Ah, the weekend is over and we're back to another work week.

Well for some of you.

Speaking for myself, as an old guy on his porch, it's just another glorious week in retirement.

And speaking of old, apparently I fooled a few of you with one of the memes in the past Friday Funnies.


That one apparently stumped some of you.

So here's the explanation, from one of the early forerunners of  rock and roll music, Bill Haley and the Comets.


Just the fact that I remembered that song from the 1950's shows you how old I am

Now that that's all straightened out, we can go on to other items in the news.

Judy continues to improve from her knee replacement surgery as she comes up on one month with her latest bionics.

She's moving about more easily and with less dependence on her rollator and the pain is lessening . . . . somewhat.

Another physical therapy session is scheduled for this afternoon so we'll see how she does.

I just finished reading my latest book from the library last night, The Last Gunfight by Jeff Guinn, which purports to be the true story of the battle at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona.

I've been fascinated by the legend of that fight for years.

And if Guinn's book is to be believed, legend is a good way to describe it.

Wyatt Earp appears to be far from the "good guy" image portrayed in movies and television shows and the gunfight never occurred in the O.K. Corral at all but in a vacant lot off another street.

Be that as it may, it was a good read.

The weather has turned cold here in my part of Arizona.

Cold by my standards, with highs only reaching the 50's F. for awhile.

But this week it's supposed to top out at near 70 and I'm ready for it.

That may sound strange if you know I grew up in North Dakota, only about 50 miles from the Canadian border, but I've been gone a long time and I've lived in Arizona over half of my life so my blood has thinned.

Have a great week, youngsters!

Friday, December 1, 2023

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Hey!  

Happy December!

Now the countdown is really on.

Let's see . . . what can I show you from our kitchen today?

Hmmmmm.

Oh, WAIT.

It's Friday!

TGIF!!!

I don't have to tickle your palates today.

I just have to tickle your fancies with a wee bit of comedy.

So let's get started and see what I've found in Ye Olde Humor Bank.





















So, is your funnybone tickled?

I hope so.

And I sincerely hope that y'all will endeavor to have an exciting, fun-filled, pleasing weekend.

And never forget to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

Wednesday, November 29, 2023

KITCHEN EXPERIMENT

 I came home from a visit to our nearby Mexican market the other day with 5 huge Jalapeño Peppers.

The price for all five was only 86 cents!

When I expressed surprise the young lady at the checkout said she hadn't seen them at that low a price for quite a while.

For me it brought back memories of our first visit to the one-day-a-week street markets (tianguis) we visited in our first days living in Mexico and the low prices for everything by U.S.A. standards.

Anyway I was determined to make Jalapeño Poppers and yesterday I did.

Being careful to wear protective gloves, I split the peppers and scraped out the seeds and membrane to avoid the heat.

Then I filled each half with a mixture of cream cheese, cheddar cheese and garlic powder.

Each was topped with Panko (Japanese bread crumbs) mixed with a little melted butter and then baked in the oven.

They looked pretty good.




But surprisingly the flavor was kind of "meh" - only so-so.

I think I could have left some of the heat in the peppers.

But, accompanied by some (Costco) Spanakopita, a couple of Kalamata olives and some sliced apples, it made for a pretty good International dinner.


Sunday, November 26, 2023

SUNDAY DINNER

 We had an exemplary dining experience tonight.

Starting with Judy's Homemade Beef Stew.


Complemented by Bruce's Garlic and Butter Sauteed Mushrooms.


And Judy's Exceptional Tomato Salad.


Trust me.

It was delicious.

Friday, November 24, 2023

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Hey traditionalists, here's what WE had for Thanksgiving Dinner.




Judy's classic Beef Stew, though done in a slow cooker.

Delish!

Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way you can all begin to concentrate on the important stuff.

Re-tightening your belts.

And fasten your belts because today is FRIDAY!





















(ba-da-bump!)

So that's it, folks, we've begun the short slide downhill to Christmas.

And New Year.

And Valentine's Day.

And Easter.

And . . .  okay, I get it . . . I'll shut up.

But before I do let me wish you a slimmed down but super, sensational, spectacular weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . oh, I'll bet we've all been there . . )